Once upon a time in Food surplus India, there lived a wicked Buffalo who used to eat the grains in FCI godowns.
No one dared to stop that Buffalo because he got the really long horns.
He later involved his calves to eat with him. Whole family of buffaloes destroyed the godowns of grains by eating, scattering, throwing and wasting the grains. Rotting of Grains was a common phenomenon.
One day, after getting pissed off by the menace of that Buffalo, God signaled him by partially paralyzing his mouth.
Still that Buffalo was busy in rampant grazing of grains belonging to the starving population. That Buffalo's stomach seemed to have a black hole.
No one dared to stop him because that Buffalo had gotten really long horns.
Then God called Yamraj to ask why that filthy creature was still living on earth.
Yamraj ordered chitragupt to search the profile of that Buffalo in the record books of Yamlok .Mr. Chitragupt was scared when he found a mistake in the record book. The Buffalo's dying age was exchanged with a tortoise. Yamraj deducted one week salary from the salary slip of Chitragupta.
That Buffalo is still grazing in the Republic of India with his brat calves.
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